EDSELVINE, Diedrich

[OBERFUHRER DIEDRICH EDSELVINE]

DIEDRICH KLEIN EDSELVINE.


WAKING THE DEMON! Where'd you RUN to? Walking in shadow, watch the BLOOD flow...

basics
NAME: oberfuhrer diedrich klein edselvine.
NICKNAMES: der Bär Deutsch, "The Bear German".
AGE: thirty five.
BIRTHDAY: june 21.
GENDER: male.
SEXUALITY: heterosexual.
HOMETOWN: braunau am inn, austria.
NATIONALITY: german.
ALLIENCE: axis

apperance
LOOK-A-LIKE: leonardo dicaprio.
EXPLAIN:

Edselvine is what Hitler would call a perfect German: he has baby blond hair, big blue eyes, and a pout to make the German women swoon for his attention. Edselvine is also 6'2, so he stands on the tall size, and he has decently sized muscles, enough to get him out of a sticky situation. Underneath his grand Nazi officer uniform, he has numerous scars that blot out the chiseled appearance of his body. Mostly, the scars are discolorations on his chest, back, and legs, from the time he spent fighting the allies as well as the time he came to torture concentration camp victims. When not in his officer uniform, which is rare, Diedrich enjoys wearing fine suits from the best designers of Germany. He prefers blacks, grays, and browns of different materials, that make him look the best.

characteristics
LOVES: women, torture, sex, good friends, killing the jew, power, Hitler, Nazi party, Germany, blonde hair.
HATES: The Bear Jew, jews, gypsies, homosexuals, different colored people, Frenchmen, English, Irish, Americans, Basterds, being questioned, traitors, stupid Nazis.
STRENGTHS: long ranged weaponry, hand to hand combat, public speaking, officer affairs, multi-lingual, torture, creativity.
WEAKNESSES beautiful women, blond haired women, Eva Braun, detecting really good traitors, short ranged weapons.
GOALS: increasing his fame, increasing his rank, making as many different torture opportunities as possible.
FEARS: seeing Nazi Germany fail, Hitler's death, not finding a woman who isn't a traitor and a woman who isn't just obsessed with who he is to settle down with.
INTERESTING FACTS: Edselvine would risk his life in order to put his dick in Eva Braun, just so he can dgo down in history as having done it, even though he loves Hitler, although evil, he would never harm another Nazi or tarnish their reputation to help his own goals (unless it's mating with Eva Braun!).
SECRETS: secretly cares about Brutina Dolfus more than she knows, but he could never say the "L" word to her; wishes his name was the jew hunter as well, but knows that the Bear German was chosen by Hitler himself.
QUIRKS: has to make sure his blond hair falls perfectly into place every morning; his home is immaculately clean down to making the jews scrub his floors with toothbrushes every morning.
PERSONALITY:

Diedrich is just one of many ironic Germans. He has an extreme facade of being kind, generous, and charming to those he likes, or at least those he's trying to impress. Beautiful German women, see the best of his personality, without much limit to him thinking they are traitors. He loves their company almost as much as his dick loves their company. Diedrich will say and do almost anything to get a woman into his bed. Though a Nazi, he knows that for the homeland, he must populate. He is looking to settle down with a pretty German woman, but he's found that all the women he's dated so far have only been interested in his fame rather than him as a person. Diedrich thinks the only woman that understands him for him is his mother and Brutina, but he is not man enough to tell her that he cares about her.

Edselvine, when at work, is very deliberate, serious, and kind, and tries not to do any double speaking like a lot of Nazis. He gets his point to other Nazis out in the open and listens to what they have to say with extreme interest, even those that are his underlings. However, when conducting official Nazi business and he is the one that is the highest rank in the room, you better damn well listen to him, or else you'll feel his true nature of anger come pouring out! He loves Nazi customs too much to disobey even the smallest custom.

Diedrich doesn't really have any male friends outside of the Nazi party. They either hate him because of what he's done to jews, or else they are jealous of his stance and power. Even most of his friends in the party, are just acquaintances, someone he can have a special bond with. Diedrich has an abundance of German women at his whim, though, which allows him to act more precisely around women than men thanks to their great presence in his life.

biograohy
MOTHER: name: Koleen Edselvine
age: 57
blood: O
career: owns a custom tailoring shop
FATHER: name: Johan Edselvine
age: 60
blood: AB
career: banker
SIBLINGS: None.
PETS:
name: Alwitt
spieces: German Shepherd
OTHER FAMILY:
name: Arvin Edselvine
relation: Uncle
age: 58
career: Nazi party banker

name: Zelda Edselvine Corman
relation: Aunt
age: 56
career: Unknown; fled Germany once war started; considered traitor

name: Tina Corman
relation: Cousin
age: 36
career: Unknown; fled Germany once war started; considered traitor

name: Karla Unna
relation: Aunt
age: 58
career: housewife of Nazi officer

name: Katrina Schulweisse
relation: Aunt
age: 55
career: housewife; artist

SIGNIFICANT FIGURES: name: relation: age: career.
HISTORY:

Both mom and pop Edselvine grew up in Hitler's hometown along with Adolf himself. They supported once he grew in popularity and even befriended him to an extense. He even attended their wedding. Shortly after Johan and Koleen were married, they had their first and only child, Diedrich.

They wanted more children, but could not produce anymore, so therefore, they set out to make sure that Edselvine was well-versed in the ways of Nazi Germany and also made sure that he was very intelligent. From his early days, he was reading college level books and understanding them with great wisdom even from a young age.

Diedrich went to school and became popular because of his ravishing looks as well as his great personality, athleticism, and drive to be the best. From his early youth, he learned that Germans were the best in the world and also learned that he really loved the ladies. It is said that he lost his virginity to a pretty blond girl at age 15. She later broke his heart, forging something of an obsession with blonds in his head.

At age 16, he joined what was the beginning of the Hitler Youth. With Hitler's recommendation, made thanks to his parents' friendship with Adolf as well as Hitler's own belief that Diedrich was destined for the good of Germany, he was quickly one of the best Aryan supermen around, excelling in his physical studies. Diedrich was obsessed with the Nazi party, but felt that the Hitler Youth program didn't offer him everything that he wanted.

In a bold move, he asked a commander of his divison if he could train elsewhere in academics as well as physical education. The bold move paid off and the commander admired Diedrich's courage to go the extra mile, with his recommendation of good faith, after a year, Diedrich entered a special officer training program for the Nazi party, he was one of the youngest to ever get into the officer program, largely thanks to his determination, intelligence, and unflinching loyalty to Germany.

Diedrich graduated from officer school and was soon in charge of leading a group of Germans to attack a different divison of the Basterds, created in central Germany by jews to kill Nazis. They ambushed the early basterds and killed every last one of them. This is where Diedrich's fame started to rise and his ranks started to increase.

He helped with small campaigns such as this throughout his career, soon earning himself the nickname the Bear German from Hitler himself after the Bear Jew had already erected himself as a scary figure amongst Germans. At age thirty, he was given the assignment of heading a new concentration camp, Camp Aufman, in Germany, he gladly took it, wanting to get away from battle for his own sake.

His love of torture soon popped from his subconscious when he realized what fun he had torturing those within the walls of Camp Aufman. Many different Nazi officers wanted to be his second in command at Aufman, but he couldn't find the right person for the job. Then a beautiful woman happened upon his doorstep, it was essentially a mirror image in terms of personality, only she seemed to be more intelligent. In fact, after he hired her for the job, she sniffed out a traitor that was tasked with protecting his house; he was really a Frenchman giving information to the British. She quickly killed him. The two have been friends ever since.

Nowadays, Edselvine is out to make himself more famous and also to finally settle down with a real German woman that likes him for him.