SGT HUGO STIGLITZ

[SGT HUGO STIGLITZ]

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SGT HUGO STIGLITZ


bite the hand that feeds -- nine inch nails

basics
NAME: hugo stiglitz
NICKNAMES: what nickname would you give a genocidal maniac?
AGE: thirty three
BIRTHDAY: january 13th
GENDER: male
SEXUALITY: heterosexual
HOMETOWN: somewhere in germany
NATIONALITY: german
ALLIENCE: basterds and anyone who wants to put nazi's on a stove top and slowly burn off their skin

apperance
LOOK-A-LIKE: til schweiger
EXPLAIN:

Sgt Hugo Stiglitz looks like a German. While he has short dirty blond to light brown hair, he has complimentary light eyes. His nose is long and pointed and he has a dimple on his chin, degradingly known as the 'butt chin' look. A five o'clock shadow completes his look as a grungy maniac and the glaze that has come over his eyes flashes a warning towards anyone that approaches him in the wrong way. He is not exactly tall and prince charming, but he'll stick a knife in anyone's head who pushes you in line. His hair is parted on the left side (looking through his eyes) and combed over to the right. Laugh lines come with age and insanity so he has those wrinkles on the side of his mouth, but don't be fooled, he did not get them from laughing. When he clenches his teeth, which is quite often, his cheeks seem to suck in, highlighting his cheekbones and casting shadows down his face.

characteristics
LOVES:

• knives
  
• guns
  
• beer
  
• german ladies
  
• blood
  
• company of the basterds
  
• growling at people
  
• rotweilers
  
• night
  
• casual drinking

HATES:

• whips
  
• Nazi's
  
• cigars
  
• children
  
• chihuahuas
  
• cats
  
• mornings
  
• drinking games
  
• British
  
• Hitler

STRENGTHS:

• killing without remorse
  
• sneaking into german occupied areas and blending in with the blood thirsty jew haters
  
• able to stare death in the face
  
• able to withstand physical torture
  
• able to drink over 10 beers before he can mess up a tongue twister.

WEAKNESSES

• memories flood his mind in inappropriate moments
  
• thinking before acting is not a phrase in his beliefs
  
• procrastination with everything but killing affects any work outside of the army
  
• not exactly a conversationist
  
• romanticism is a over-rated, he can't woo a woman

GOALS:

• kill all nazis he can
  
• kill everyone who tortured him
  
• drink a bier over their bleeding bodies

FEARS:

• being a prisoner of war again
  
• breaking his hands so he can't use his weapons or fight with his fists
  
• clowns.

INTERESTING FACTS:

• instead of shoving his fist in his mouth like some dirty girls can, he can shove his entire fist down your throat…
  
• he has a birthmark on his foot that looks like his zodiac sign

SECRETS:

• when he was seven, his cat's disappearance may have had something to do with him experimenting with cooking
  
• he is always the one who gets dumped, even though he's only had one girlfriend…

QUIRKS:

• he's quite a fun drinker
  
• he's practically famous!

PERSONALITY:

Hugo has lived through quite a bit and because of it, his personality has sort of whithered. There was a time when he could be the life of the party, now he just wanted to kill the nazi party. He is well known for his hatred for conversation, he has never been one to start up some long talking and he's the one who ends any small talk by hardly replying at all. If anything, you might get a small gruff from him, or a shrug, if you're lucky. His eyes typically hold a glazed over look and he hates to be disturbed while he's rewatching his life in his mind. Speaking up has always been saved for democrats, and he was far from any form of politics.

When it comes to women, he likes them, likes to look, but all of the ladies seem to have a big enough brain to stay away from starting anything from him. If he ever did start anything with a lady, it would most likely be rough and more fore his pleasure, he would not be so worried about her feelings. Killing is about as easy as pulling your panties up, but it's as calculated as the designers who made the fabric. Still, he would rather sneak in with a full plan of how he's going to kill someone and then just end up improvising and sticking a fountain pen in his victim's throat , then pulling it out to write a note on his forehead using the blood as his ink.

Now that he has a boss, and that boss happens to be Aldo Raine, and he's not exactly his boss, more like just his employer who does not need to pay him, he is very loyal and he listens. When Aldo tells him to go into a basement filled with Nazis and hope that some British twit that he put with him does not blow their cover and get his face blown off, he'll do it. When Aldo tells him to sit down and shut his damn mouth, he'd staple it shut… actually, he would cut off everyone's ears around him so no one could hear if he talked, even though he does not talk that much.

Anyone else who tries to talk to him, give him orders, or threaten him, might as well piss themselves where they stand because he would rip out their intestines with a toothpick and a quarter and make it so they can never piss again. He spits.

biograohy
MOTHER: ediline stiglitz: fifty: german: wife.
FATHER: bernard stiglitz: fifty six: german: beer brewing.
SIBLINGS: chamyle: thirty: wife.
PETS: kinder: german shepard.
OTHER FAMILY: no one that associates with him.
SIGNIFICANT FIGURES: aldo raine: american: thirty five: boss.
HISTORY:

Infancy

Many people have made assumptions and have attempted to come up with their own reasons as to how Hugo became so twisted. Some say that he was dropped on his head when he was just a baby. Others say that his mother became pregnant with him on a full moon and he was born on a full moon. Still others say that when he was little and said his first word, he was hit in the mouth by accident and just has learned to never say anything after that again. Some even say that his father used to use his mother's pregnant belly as a punching bag when he was little, but who knew what exactly was the case.

Pre-High School

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As a kid, he had always been curious as to new things to learn. Books were boring, but it was always hands on experiments that hit him best. Most people did not like to hang out with him during recess because of how he just liked to squash bugs and pull off wings on flies. Most of the time, he did not smell great and he never raised his hand in class, he actually had to be called on if the teacher expected him to have any class participation points. His father was a drinker, he got discount beer after all so his mother was hit a few times, but Hugo kept it all held inside, sitting at the top of the stairs, trying to block out the sounds of them yelling by snapping his fingers or tapping on the banister.

Teenage

When those glorious teenage years came, so did drinking. He became the douche of the school. When he drank, stand aside, no one messed with him. Ladies were not exactly wooed, but he was a strong man and they were drunk, so what did they care? What did he care? Weekend parties were amazing because he was well known for his cursing and insane yet spontaneous actions, like streaking, or breaking a bottle then trying to make the glass stick to the ceiling. He had a girlfriend, but she could not keep up with his brutish behavior and she eventually dumped him, which did not bother him, not in the least bit. When he moved out of the house and away from everyone at 18, he sort of calmed down, but only when it came to partying.

Adult

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When he moved out, he spent some time on and off with jobs, nothing really suited him, but he found his true calling with the army. When they turned to Hitler and started massacring the Jews, he found himself happier killing those that killed. His first rush was when someone shot a Jewish child right in front of his eyes. He was never a fan of kids, but he would never shoot a woman or a child. As the Nazi reloaded his weapon for the child's mother, Hugo stuck his knife in his companion's ear, straight to his brain. A quick spit on his body and he began killing Nazis until he was caught and imprisoned. All seemed bleak and it seemed like he was about to die when Aldo Raine stepped in through all of the rubble from the explosion and opened the gates to his freedom.[/blockquote][/size][/blockquote]