Need some help sorting out something on the site or are you thinking of joining but you're too God darn confused to decide what you should do. Well, here's the place to come and ask us and well help you out the best you can. Also guest friendly.

Y'all love a great canons dontcha? Well, I sure do which is why they're all here. They are from the movie and would love you to play them because if you don't, they're gonna get real mad and I'm sure the Basterds would give you a real good beatin' if you ignore them!

First come, first serve. Here is where you have to come and claim what you gotta claim. All claims in this board must be made or you will lose out on what are essentials for your character, so please don't complain if someone takes Johnny Depp if you've had him on your signature but never claimed him, that's your fault.

Relationship trees, plot pages, whatever you want to call them, this is the place to come and post them. Of course, everyone has their own rules, so follow them closely and be careful as to not assume relationships, please ask people first.

Here is the place to show off your characters, tell us who they are and where they should be and then other people can tell you their plot ideas and then you can have fun and such.

If you want a particular character for something, like a brother or a lover, then come here and request it because who knows? Someone might tell you that they would like to play them and then it will all be a bit of a giggle.

A beautiful structure that stands very tall and very proud of itself. A great place to visit during the day or night because no matter what, this place is lit up and people spend hours walking up and down it or just simply gazing it. Ooo! Aahh!

The market is a very diverse place to come where you can buy some meat or maybe some vegetables. But remember, supply is limited and rationing is in effect so don't forget your coupons or you will not get your food.

A small little bar on the outskirts of Paris that is usually full of old Frenchmen who are trying to forget the war is happening. Either them of Germans wanting to know the location of the latest person on the list they've been ordered to find. Either way, this place sells pretty good alcohol.

Everyone needs a place to live, right? And if you're a French citizen or someone who is posing as one, or possibly a German living in France then this is the place to show off your homes and have fun. Just make sure you lock the doors when you're hiding those Jewish stow aways.

Well, they got a nice breakfast and their lunch menu ain't too shabby neither. Whether you need some refuelling or it is just a little drink you need, then you might as well come here. But this place is crawling with Germans, so be careful with what you say.

Ever wanted to go someone you could dance your purdy little ass off while getting completely drunk. Well, here's the place to do it, but it's only for Germans because it opens after curfew. The only other way to get in is if you're date is a German officer. Collaborator!

If you got a wound or a simple rash, here is the place you gotta come to get yourself patched up so you can go back into the war zone and get shot again. Hey, with any luck, maybe you'll get shot in the eye and get to go home!

The brothel that belongs to that little doll who goes by the name of Minou. Damn, that girl is purdy as hell. But yeah, back to this place. It's decorated very well and is always welcoming to anyone and everyone, so don't be a stranger and join this girl and her girls in the warmth and the loving atmosphere.

This mighty fine restaurant is a big hit among the French people because it is a lovely place to eat and be happy, forgetting about the war. That is until either a German soldier comes in to eat or curfew strikes and you must run home. This place does not take coupons, so don't try it.

Well, this is a British outfit if I ever did saw one. It's very nice and upper class, with many different levels with posher people as the levels goes up. This is where all English soldiers have to go to get their missions and such, so make sure you know what's going on.

If you're an ally and you're fighting in the trenches, this is the place for you. This is a safe base for hiding but you always gotta be careful just in case. Remember, there's Americans, French, English, all kindsa people, so play nicely.

Germany; the home of schnitzel and lederhosen. All the Gerry's come from here, so it's not really a place you wanna visit, well, unless you're German I guess and you wanna go back home and make sure your little German babies are all fine and happy.

All characters who have missed two activity checks will be moved to this board. If you are coming back for good, then please tell us so and we will re-activate you, but we hope it doesn't get to this.

Bored of sitting around doing nothing and think it's about time to get to know your fellow man? Then here is the place to do it. Come and talk about anything and everything but if I hear you disrespecting anyone, I will hurt you.

Ya going away? Well, why the hell would you do that? I guess people got their reasons, so come here and give them to us so we don't think you're a deserter and need shooting. We don't like friendly fire, so do the right thing soldier.

Well if you need some of those purdy graphics, then I guess here would be the place to come. Of course, ya gotta listen to the rules of the person's who shop it is or they can refuse to serve you, just like the shops back home.

Ever feel lonely when you're sitting around in the mess hall, deciding whether or not you should go out Nazi bashin' or not? Well, that's what this place is for, just come inside and play all those fun games you love to play, no matter what they are about.

Sub-boards: in character., out of character.